Informal Diction

Hey all, so dis week I went on a exciting adventure! You'll never guess whered I went! I flew to Las Angeles and saw all my homiez. Dat's right all my homiez are from Las Angeles and I haven't gone to visit them in a long time, I said to myself," Dis here ridonkulous!" Yes I be sayin those very words cause I was oober excited to go visit dem. So I went to the airport and put my bags on the loopy track thang. Then I went and there was this line wit all these people in der fancy clothin and I just felt out of place in my lepord skin pajamas cause you know how I do. Anyway I got in this line and it was so boring no one even talked to me so I was txting my frands as I waited in da line. I finaly got to the end of the line and guess who was dere! Da popo! I mean if your goin wait in such a big line at the end there should be like rhianna or kanye but if kanye was dere something might go down taylor swift related...So the popo was up in my grill tellin me to take off meh shoes and put things in this and that in where. Then they told me to walk through this machine that kept bleepin its mouth off. They made meh take off my chains and blang, and my grilllzzz! So after da popo was done doin wat dey do I was off to catchmeh flight.

I got to da waiting area or wateva and I was hungray after having to do all that waitin around. So I galloped on over to the nearerst popeyes chicken and got a big ole bucket all to meh self. I downed that sucker like my pet snake ursala on some fresh rat meat. I was exhausted by then so I had the popo drive me to meh gate and they did not peddle to the meddle! I finnaly got to da gate and got on dat plane like no otha. On the plane I met this sweet ole child named Shanaynay, ya know she had dat cornrose goin for her and she was lookin fine. I would have complimented her on dat but I dosed right when we left dat airport. I finnaly got to Las Angeles and meh homiezz picked me up and we pealed out that pick up zone. I hung out wit dem in dat ghetto and we poped a few caps in some uder homiezz who weren't as tight as we arez. Then I got on dat plane I flew back homezzz....